Okay...*pushes some random buttons*This is gonna take some time to get used to.Curse all these confusing buttons.Do they have smileys around here?Oh well.I better start posting about something more interesting right now.
Today,I'm gonna talk about S.A.D boys.
S-Stupid
D-Desperate
A-Assholes
Yes,I know they're not in order.
I'm just gonna blog about some experiences I've had.
I got to know a guy,T from my club in school.Wasn't very close to him.Just had a few small conversations,ya know,the usual.After a while,I noticed it became somewhat of a ritual for him to pass by my class(my class is on the ground floor) everyday after rehat but I didn't see why he had to go all the way to the other end of the school just to get back to class(his class,2nd floor).Oh yeah,I almost forgot the most important ritual he did.He grabbed both my shoulders everyday and walked away without saying a word,without fail.So,I concluded that his purpose of him pushing through the hoards of people was just to see me/grab my shoulders.I think he had a fetish for my
shoulders...But,can't exactly point my finger at that cuz he did do some other stuff too and well,sounds kinda ridiculous XD.There was once when he hugged,
HUGGED me from behind and then walked away,again,without saying a word.T was like beyond weird.
Anyway,I was puzzled by the way he acted so I seeked counsel from my girlfriends.They all said he had a thing from me.Wasn't sure so asked my
friend
who's
a boy(
FWAB/fwabbie).Namely,Jarrod.Jarrod said the same thing but I didn't want to confront T cuz if I were to be wrong,it would be DAMN embarrassing.So,went to ask someone older,wiser person(He's also T's pet bro).Lets call him J.J said I was being to sensitive and perasan and that T always acted like that anyway.It was 'normal' for
him.I listened to J like a 4-year-old would to a mother.I only realized long after that that J was siding T.Like duh,why would he backstab his pet bro for a stupid Form 1? J is the
BIGGEST ass like ever, so big that if his butt ever falls into the sea,he'd create another gigantic tsunami that will wipe out the whole of southeast Asia.KABOOM!(I also have other reasons for insulting J like this).
After a moth or two,got into a fight(we've had 2 fights so far,this was the first) with T then he finnally stopped touching my shoulders or any other part of me.Good.I was happy.Didn't talk for like 4 months.Then,one day,he suddenly popped the question,''Hui Min,will you be my ex-girlfriend?You know,but just keep it a lil' low profile.''I didn't respond.Just opened my mouth real big while waiting for a fly to go in.Didn't have time to respond anyway.Forgot why.Didn't ever talk to him after that incident.
Like,wtf,wei.What were you going to do if I'd say yes?Were you gonna run around in circles while telling the whole world''I,T, actually had a girlfriend!A G-I-R-L-F-R-I-E-N-D!''That is why I call you a S.A.D boy.Sorry,story not done yet. Just bear with me for a little while more.
On one fine day,I received a sms from T.He was asking for my sis' number.Gave it to him cuz it was his birthday.Threw in my sis' birthday date as a bonus(I didn't think he could've done anything with it anyway).
Few days later,''What would you sister like for her birthday?''I asked my sis.She told me to tell him she wanted a red Vaio(5 K)She thought that would've turned him off.Long story short,he didn't give up and still persuaded me to help him pick a birthday gift.
Like,wtflah.You don't even even know my sis personally and you wanna try SO HARD just to make her happy.What a man!Buying nice gifts for someone you don't personally know.*snorts*After talking so much about her gift,he knew I would've suspected something.So he smsed me,''
I'm not hitting on your sister.''I didn't even say anything that would've promted him to say that.
Yeah right!That's the exact opposite of what you're trying to do.HIT ON HER.Yup,that's what you're trying to do.Stupid boy,I may be dumb but I'm not that dumb.Okay,that was the last you've read about my grandmother stories.Now,you're gonna read about my opinion on this BIG fat ass.In my opinion,from the way T acts,he likes denying it whenever he hits on girls.The incident involving me,I have a feeling he asked J to ask me to stop being so perasan so that I would stop suspecting that he was hitting on me.Good for you.I actually fell for it.In a way,he WAS denying what he knew was very obvious and true.In my sisters incident,well,it was crystal clear.Bottomline,I hate boys like this.So,you can touch us and hit on us all you want while you just leave naive girls like me feeling all perasan and embarrassed???(I have a feeling J told T what I though of the way he acted)People like you are SO S.A.D.Ask girls to be your ex so that you can show off to your friends??Hmph!Pathetic!People like you are so ludicrous!Thank you for your time.
P.S-T actually did a lot more stuf than this.I'm just not posting it for personnal reasons.If you'd like to know,come ask me.I'd be more than happy to tell you.